I recently went bra shopping and was reminded of what a pain bras, and specifically bra shopping, can be. Ya feel me?! I know talking about bras and boobs can be a little taboo, but it’s something we women deal with on a daily basis, so I feel no shame dedicating a whole blog post to them. Also, I took artsy photos of my brassieres (ugh, what a weird word) intermingled with my fancy card collection, so hopefully the cards distract from anything that would otherwise be “taboo”. With that said, if you’re looking for an excuse to rant about bras, or are just looking for a laugh today, here are 15 reasons why bras are the worst. Continue reading “Breast of Friends: The Pain of Bras and Bra Shopping”
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The year is 2035, and in-person clothing shopping as we know it… has become extinct. Gone are the days of turning a boring Saturday afternoon into a shopping trip to the mall with your besties. Forgotten is the time when you had to brainstorm the perfect shopping outfit, one that would allow maximum foot comfort as you walked back and forth across the mall but would also ensure the most efficiency as you changed in and out of your clothes in the solitude of a dressing room. Lost is the joy you once felt as you ran your hands across every texture of the store, from the chenille sweaters to the sequin dresses to the suede booties. It was all gone. Continue reading “{Shopping} Apocalypse Now”
It seems like the latest trend on social media is “getting real” and showing your true colors to the world, as bloggers and influencers start to switch from very curated content to more everyday life stuff (like us normal people). I am ALL for this, but at the same time, it hasn’t affected how *I* act in front of all of you. I’ve been #keepingitreal since the beginning, trying to incorporate my weirdness and nerdy sense of humor into my blog posts (I hope it comes off that way to you). Because y’all—I’m a goober and I’m proud of it.